Rec Center Hoochies

Has anyone ever been to a fitness center of any kind where there are only fat people who are out of shape?? Hell NO! Today, I went to the rec center for the first time in a very long time in order to whip my body into a little firmer shape than the jiggly blob it is right now. I would love to be at a gym where there are only people out of shape because this was absolutely ridiculous. Almost every single girl that I saw there was wearing practically nothing (but nice clothes, of course). They also had their hair all fixed and inches of make-up on their face. Of course these are the same people who you see on the treadmill running at a slightly high pace without a single drop of sweat on their body and breathing like a normal person would while standing still or sitting on the couch. I hate these people with a burning passion.

Because....

I AM FUCKING OUT OF SHAPE, AND I SWEAT, AND I BREATHE HEAVY, AND I JIGGLE, AND I WEAR BAGGY CLOTHES BECAUSE IT'S COMFORTABLE AND THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR WHEN YOU GO TO WORKOUT! Duh.