ALLOFMP3

I don't know about the rest of you, but I am tired of downloading music merely to find out that the quality is crappy or the song is messed up. In my Microcomputer Applications class, our teacher told us about this really cool site where you can download MP3 songs LEGALLY for only 2 cents per song.

How can they sell music that cheap, you ask?

It's a Russian website, and they do not have the same copyright laws as we do in America, so we can find any song we want, pay 2 cents for it, and download it legally and do pretty much whatever we want with the song afterwards. iTunes charges around $1 per song, and they limit what you can do with that song and how many times you can burn it...you also cannot share it.

SOOO....I thought this was a cool website, and I thought I would share it with all you cool kids. Just so you know, I put the link on my sidebar, so now all of you have easy access.

Enjoy.

Rec Center Hoochies

Has anyone ever been to a fitness center of any kind where there are only fat people who are out of shape?? Hell NO! Today, I went to the rec center for the first time in a very long time in order to whip my body into a little firmer shape than the jiggly blob it is right now. I would love to be at a gym where there are only people out of shape because this was absolutely ridiculous. Almost every single girl that I saw there was wearing practically nothing (but nice clothes, of course). They also had their hair all fixed and inches of make-up on their face. Of course these are the same people who you see on the treadmill running at a slightly high pace without a single drop of sweat on their body and breathing like a normal person would while standing still or sitting on the couch. I hate these people with a burning passion.

Because....

I AM FUCKING OUT OF SHAPE, AND I SWEAT, AND I BREATHE HEAVY, AND I JIGGLE, AND I WEAR BAGGY CLOTHES BECAUSE IT'S COMFORTABLE AND THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR WHEN YOU GO TO WORKOUT! Duh.

Flat Tires and Two-Headed Showers

I haven't written to all of you lovely people in such a long time. I have been so busy with everything, which includes school, working at Wal-Mart, and taking care of my perfect husband. We recently started planning our summer vacation. We're going to go to Virginia Beach for our honeymoon for about 5 days, but we're taking more off from work to go spend some time with our family. We're so excited! We reserved our hotel room today. It's going to be so awesome!!! We have a king size bed, a two-headed shower in the bathroom, and a jacuzzi in the bedroom with mirrors all around it. *Snicker*

Great news: I got off work at 7:00pm last night, and I walked out to my car, attemtped to back up, and then realized that my driver's side front tire was completely flat. Apparently I hit a pot hole or something because the rim was bent and the hub cap was chipped. You could have fooled me because I don't remember hitting a damn thing! Anyways, I had to call Russell and drag his butt back out there after he had worked all day long. So, he came, and it took a long time to even get the tire off. We got my "spare tire" out of the trunk, and keep in mind that I have had this car since I was 17 years old, and never have I once peeked under to even see IF I had a spare tire. This thing was pathetic and sitting in a stagnant pool of water. It was gross. It was a doughnut tire with barely any air in it. BUT, I had enough to make it over to TLE (Tire Lube Express) and park it there for the night. I had to get up at the ass crack of dawn with Russell when he went to work so I could get new tires. So, at 7:00am, there was a line, and I had to get 4 new tires on my car. Luckily, they were able to ding my rim back into working condition so I didn't have to go to the junk yard to buy a new one. The tires weren't too expensive, though. Now my car is so touchy when I even barely move my steering wheel. It will take a while for me to get used to it, but as Martha Stewart says, "It's a Good Thing!"

Classes are going decently. Work is just going. Melinda (my good friend from work) just had her last day at Wal-Mart yesterday. She got a teaching job...4th grade. So proud. She's supposed to come over tomorrow night so we can watch "The Notebook". She hasn't seen it, yet, so I think I'll keep the tissues handy. She might bring her boyfriend, too, so I'm going to laugh at him when he cries! Hehehe. A good night to make my world famous lasagna. Anyways, I'm off to get something to eat and relax some before bed. I still have 5 points left for today.

Welcome!

Welcome to The Potty Mouth Diaries! I've had my blurty for so long now, but I think it is finally time to move on to something bigger and better. I had written in my blurty since the beginning of Fall 2004, so it's really hard to let it go, BUT you can still go back and read the memories for however long they continue to keep it there.

The Potty Mouth Diaries is a place where you can read about me and my crazy adventures, and if you haven't gotten the title yet...my potty mouth.